Latest Tweets:

*3

profesjonalistka:

w życiu nie myślałam, że tak się stęsknię za wpierdalaniem sałaty

Zjadłem sałatkę trzy dni z rzędu. Nigdy nie widziałem tak dużo sałaty.

I’m crying?????

I’m crying?????

(Source: tattoo-babes, via imnotthedr0idyourelookingfor)

I’m still upset Data wasn’t promoted to captain.

(Source: trekgate)

throwtheedgars:

motherofbirds:

sharkblade:

asking-laughingjack:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

beben-eleben:

Pretty Girls Making Ugly Faces

WHAT EVEN ARE THESE GIRLS

The last one tho

The last one killed me

THIS MAKES ME FEEL SO MUCH BETTER ABOUT EVERYTHING.

I THOUGHT THE LAST ONE WAS BARBARA

Reblogging this until the day I die. Women are awesome ^_^

(via serenewyrd)

*2

disabledpanda:

My xbox is broken. Everyone sob with me…

RRoD? :[

I laughed for three billion years xD

I laughed for three billion years xD

(Source: shaynainshambles, via startrekgifs)

Next week, on the next exciting episode of American History Coven…

Next week, on the next exciting episode of American History Coven…

(Source: trespuntouno, via straightintocompton)

*11
whoiskilgoretrout:

i look like such a dork but my hair and shirt were nice today so deal with it. 

Katie looking lovely ^_^ …two times!

whoiskilgoretrout:

i look like such a dork but my hair and shirt were nice today so deal with it. 

Katie looking lovely ^_^ …two times!

*10

a-local-meth-lab:

I bet I don’t run through your mind…

No, you occupied it.

REALLY, there are clones of you staging a protest in my brain. You’re all sitting in tents and holding OCCUPY THE MIND 2014 placards!

(via carolinethezombie)

cyberho:

it’s like looking in a mirror 

This film was set in 16th century South America o_o 

cyberho:

it’s like looking in a mirror 

This film was set in 16th century South America o_o 

(via carolinethezombie)

Memories From McPuke’s #1

When my Dad, who said I was too young for a Kids Meal, bought me one Happy Meal, and then started telling me I was too old for a Kids Meal.

The fifth one xD

(Source: disneyandpixars, via dodgerlover23)

ttpowerbeatsscisors:

sizvideos:

Video

This is so cute

I remember watching this video a year ago. I cried for three days. T^T

hurdwood:

A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004), dir. Brian Silberling

When the children first meet Count Olaf and Jim Carrey says, “Give me the line again,” was not actually in the script, it was Carrey staying in character wanting to try it again, but they kept the cameras rolling and felt it worked the way it happened.

Where is his Oscar?

(via serenewyrd)

"Just because I’m a fan of your face doesn’t mean I’m a fan of your face. It just means I’m a fan of your face, which isn’t the same thing as saying I’m a fan of your face, but I’m a fan of your face, figuratively…and literally."

Phil Wood